Drama CD Diabolik Lovers "Vampire Juice"

DRAMA CD DIABOLIK LOVERS "VAMPIRE JUICE" ENGLISH TRANSLATION

*ENJOY <3*

Reiji - Hmm ... It tastes good. Excuse me, would you mind setting the table, please?


 * You take the dishes *

Reiji - No, those are not good. Why are you using those dishes? The color is wrong. You do not understand even the simplest things, do you?

(1:10)


 * The doorbell rings*

Reiji: Hm? Who could it be at this time? I'm sorry, but could you go open the door, please? I'll reach you as soon as I put out the fire.


 * Opens the door*

Reiji: Why are you getting so rigid? ... I'm so sorry for making you wait. Oh? Tsukaimas (familiar spirits of hell)?

Huh? A gift from Christa-sama? (Christa is the mother of Subaru)


 * Take the package *

Reiji: What is that? A gift for the end of the year? For Subaru? Oh, I have to sign, right? It is good here? Perfect, so then it's accepted.

(2:09)

Reiji: It's quite unusual, do not you think? A gift for Subaru from Christa-sama ... besides, it's very heavy ... I wonder what's inside.

Kanato: Reiji, did something happen? They were making a lot of noise at this time ...

Reiji: Oh? Did you wake up, Kanato? No, not really. I just received a year-end gift for Subaru.

Kanato: You mean the package that is there?

Reiji: Yes.

Ayato: End of the year gift? Why? Well, who cares? Let's open it! hehehe ...


 * Try to open the package *

Reiji: Ayato? Since when are you- Woah! You can not open it! It's from Subaru!

Ayato: Huh? But Subaru is probably sleeping in his coffin. Besides, he's more or less our little brother, right? In other words…

Kanato: The Subaru things are ours too.

Ayato: Exactly. And our things are all mine of course.

Reiji: That sounds a bit questionable to me.

Ayato: Shut up. If Subaru gets angry then we apologize and problem solved. Let's go Kanato. Let's open it!

Kanato: Sure.

(3:31)


 * Begin to open the package *

Reiji: Why should I be part of your jokes ?! Do not even think about it ... !!!


 * Take the package and start pulling it towards yourself *

Kanato: Release it Reiji! We're just trying to see what's inside!

Reiji: Not now! You can do it when Subaru opens it!

Ayato: Stop being so annoying! It's okay if it's just a little, right ?!

Reiji: Release it ...!

Ayato: Huh? Shut up, Chichinashi! Take care of your damned affairs!

Kanato: He's right ...! Besides, we are not fighting ...

Reiji: ... you, do not just stand there! If you have nothing to do then help me!

Ayato: You are very stubborn, Reiji!

Reiji: Nnngh ... !!!

Kanato: Give me ... it ... !!!

(4:30)


 * The package is broken and the content is flying *

Laito: ... Ah ... hurts !!!

Reiji: ... Ah! Raito ?!

Kanato: hehehe, just in time.

Raito: Shut up! I was wondering what all that noise could be like so I came here ... What was that right now ?! They hit my face! It hurts horrible, you know ?!

Ayato: hahaha, look at all that blood! A vampire with nosebleed HAHAHA!

Raito: What Ayato-kun, there's no need to laugh! ... What is this bottle? And why did they throw it at me ?! If you do not have an explanation,

I will not forgive you!

Reiji: Nobody threw it. Those two were forcibly trying to open Subaru's gift and the contents flew through the air. Then, it hit you by accident.

Kanato: Reiji! You are in all this as much as we are!

Reiji: Hmpf, I was just trying to stop them. I'm not responsible for the fact that that bottle hit Raito


 * Steps approach *

Shuu: You are all very noisy ... What time do you think it is? They are not children, do not make so much noise so late.

Raito: So even Shuu woke up.

Shuu: Hm ... Raito ...? Your face is covered in blood ...

Raito: I know that! Ayato-kun, Kanato-kun and Reiji are the culprits !!!

Ayato: It's not our fault! It was you who was right in the path of that bottle!

Shuu: Huh? Bottle? What is this supposed to be…?

(6:21)


 * Lift the bottle *

Shuu: "A vampire juice made in hell for my beloved son"

Reiji: Hmpf, it seems to be an end-of-year gift from Subaru's mother.

Subaru: Huh? Of my mother you said?

Raito: Oh? Even Subaru got up?

Subaru: That's because they were making so much noise that I could not sleep! Anyway, that juice ... Is it really from my mother?

Kanato: In the name of the sender ... it is written "Christa".

Subaru: Huh? Is it written on that torn piece of paper ?! Speaking of which ... that bottle is also almost broken ... Aah! Even the package has been shattered!

Raito: It seems that those who did that were Ayato-kun, Kanato-kun and Reiji. And thanks to that the bottle hit my face and at that moment I am like that.

Ayato: Ah ...! Raito, bastard! Do not be a gossip!

Shuu: Raito, do not provoke Subaru. If that brat gets angry and destroys the house, I'll be the one to scold.

Subaru: What the fuck do you mean, "brat" ?!

Shuu: Do not start getting mad about that, Subaru. Ah ... I'm sleepy ...

Subaru: Tch. More than that, do not even think about drinking it!

Kanato: So you want to say what you want us to drink, right? huhuhu ...

Subaru: It's not like that in the least! T-this thing ...!

Ayato: What a nuisance. Hey, Chichinashi! Come here!

Reiji: What are you planning to do, Ayato?

Ayato: From what Subaru was saying, this juice can be dangerous, right? So I was thinking about making her drink first.

Kanato: Oh, I see! It's a very good idea, is not it? hehehe

Reiji: Well, that's a gift from Christa-sama, so I do not think it should have dangerous effects, but ... since you're the one who should

take it, I'm not so sure anymore ... hehehe

Raito: I think so, too. But you know, I hope to see what happens to Bitch-chan

Shuu: Same here. Hey, if you have time to make such a stupid expression, why do not you give it a try?

Subaru: Wait, no ... !!

Kanato: Subaru, do not try to stop us.

Subaru: Tch, I will not take responsibility for what might happen, is that okay ?!

Ayato: Then ...

(9:10)


 * Open the bottle and serve the drink *

Ayato: Come on, Chichinashi. Drink it.

Raito: Eeh? You do not want to do it? You have no right to refuse, you know? Bitch-chan, we're not asking you to drink it. We are ordering you.

Kanato: Come on, surely it tastes good ... hehe, do not worry. We will drink it too ... right after you.


 * You drink *

Subaru: ... Hey, are you okay? ... Huh?

Ayato: Do ​​you know unexpectedly well? Tch, bored. I had been exalted by nothing. You're supposed to say it tastes horrible, is not it?

Kanato: I was also expectant to enjoy your expression of disgust ... all for nothing.

Ayato: Well, if Chichinashi says it's good then that's fine, right?

(10:20)


 * Ayato drinks it *

Ayato: ... it's true. This thing is pretty good, is not it?

Kanato: Then I will try too ...


 * Kanato drinks it *

Kanato: It's really like you said ... It's good ... Do you want to drink it too, Teddy?

Raito: Eeeh? It's good? It has such a strange color that I was sure it tasted bad.


 * Raito drinks it *

Raito: ... Ah! It is true! Although the appearance has a rather fresh flavor.

Reiji: Hmpf, it seems that there was no need for a food taster. Well, since I'm a bit thirsty, I'll try it too.


 * Reiji drinks it *

Reiji: ... mmh, it's tasty enough to be something that seems to have been bought in a market ...

Shuu: Even if it was bought at a fair we are talking about a product made in hell, right? ... Well, I also wanted to drink something from the

moment I got up so this should work very well ... Well, to say I'd rather take your blood but ...


 * Shuu drinks it *

Shuu: ... Well, it's not that bad, is not it?

Subaru: Huh? What is that? "Are you going to it drink?" No im not. Why did that woman send me something like that? To be honest I thought that drinking that thing would cause some strange effects to happen ... but you seem to be perfectly fine, right? So I guess it should be safe ...?

(12:18)


 * Ayato opens the bottle again *

Ayato: Hey, Chichinashi, serve me another glass.

Kanato: I'll drink one too, please. Huh? What happens?

Raito: Are you worried that we will drink too much? As always Bitch-chan cares too much, do not you think? It's okay. I'll drink one more too!

Subaru: Listen, you loafers, do it on your own!

Shuu: Hey, I want more too.

Reiji: Then me too, if it does not bother you.

Subaru: Listen when people talk! I do not care what happens next! Shit!.

(13:05)

Ayato: We drank a lot ... is not there anymore?


 * The bottle rolls away *

Ayato: Nngh ... my pulse ... it's getting horribly fast ... it's weird ... Huh? Chichinashi, you ... can you split? There are two Chichinashi!

It can not be, could it be that you are that thing ?! That thing that ... disappears in the smoke ... is something Japanese ... what was it ...?

Reiji: A ninja.

Ayato: Oh yes! A ninja! Hey Chichinashi, show me your true form! What? Do not run away! Here…! What? Hey Chichinashi, I'm telling you to stop! Huh? Are not you running away? Do not lie!

Shuu: Ha ... hahahahaha ...! What is Ayato doing ... hahaha! He's getting mad looking at a wall ... hahaha, it's very funny! ... hahaha ... !!!

Subaru: ... Ahh, that's why I warned you ... Hey, what are you going to ...

Kanato: You ... is there something wrong? Huh? "You are drunk?" There's no way I'm! Besides, you also drank and you're fine now. Leaving that aside ... would not you come closer to me?

(15:07)


 * Kanato hugs you *

Kanato: Mmh ... What a good smell ... Nee, will you caress me a little? You will do it? Please…

Subaru: Hey you, stop touching her-

Raito: Wait a minute, Kanato-kun! Do not hit Bitch-chan without being told. Also ... stop doing something as perverted as hugging her! She is feeling uncomfortable!

Kanato: You're so cruel! What are you doing, Raito ?!

Ayato: He's right! Hey, Chichinashi! You are a true ninja? Then try to do some amazing things ... you know, how to undress without using your hands ... things like that hehehe.

Raito: Ayato! Do not try to abuse Bitch-chan, please. Speaking of which you too Bitch-chan! What do you think you're doing? Allowing two men to court you ... are you happy with that ?! Since when have you become like that? Bitch-chan, do you understand? Since there are all these vulgar boys here who try to get close to you, if you are not determined enough you will be in danger!

Shuu: hahahahaha Why are you so angry Raito? Are not you the one who courts her the most? hahahahahaha It's very funny! hahahaha I'm crying! ... !!!

Subaru: Tcht, shit. You are very noisy Shuu! You too, do not stand like that with your mouth open! We do not know what they could do, come here!

(17:17)


 * Subaru grabs you *

Ayato: Wait a second, Chichinashi. How can you split but you can not make your breasts bigger? In the end you are always a Chichinashi.

Raito: WHAT- !! Why are you saying something rude to Bitch-chan, Ayato-kun ?! Do not say something as vulgar as "breasts" !!!

Reiji: * sniff * ... Raito ... you finally understood ...


 * Reiji hits Ayato *

Ayato: Ouch ...! What do you think you do, Reiji ?! Do not joke with me!

Reiji: Shut up! In the end ... even Raito was successful in correcting his behavior ... That's a very good thing ... Do not hinder my happiness!

Ayato: Gwoahh!


 * Ayato falls unconscious *

Shuu: Hahahaha Ayato does not seem to get up hahaha

Reiji; Such violence ... is not my own ... however ... Ayato disturbed me ... just when I was praising Raito for becoming a better person ...

It's for the good of the family ... I had to punish you ... you also understand it, right? I'm doing this for you too ..!

Raito: Wait a minute, Reiji! No matter how many vulgar expressions Ayato said, you can not use violence to solve problems! What will we do if Ayato dies ?!

Reiji: ... You're very noisy!

(19:09)


 * Reiji hits Raito too *

Raito: Gwoaah-!


 * Raito falls *

Shuu: hahaha Raito can not wake up either ... !!! haha Reiji is too strong ...! HAHAHA

Reiji: I was ... talking ... Why did you interrupt me ?!

Shuu: HAHAHAHA Reiji cries while annoyed ...! He became very exalted hahahaha ...! ... you, are you angry too? Why did we make you drink this thing ...? hahahaha

Kanato: Wait, wait, it's not fair if it's just Shuu! Look at me too!

Subaru: Good heavens, you again ... Hey, do not come near him!

Kanato: Ah ... I'm hot ... you too, right?

(20:23)


 * Kanato begins to undress *

Kanato: Huh? Are you asking me what I'm doing? It's hot so I'm taking off my clothes ... is not it obvious?

Subaru: K-Kanato, stop it!

Kanato: Do ​​you know what I'm thinking? Could you come here and caress my body gently? ... HEEEEEEEEEEY! Kaiya98 (talk)


 * Kanato takes off all the clothes from the top *

Subaru: D-DO NOT LOOK! Keep your eyes closed!


 * Raito wakes up *

Raito: Nnngh ... my stomach hurts ... H-Huh? Kanato-kun ... what happened? Why are you bare-chested ?! It is very indecent!


 * Ayato wakes up too *

Ayato: Shit ... My head hurts ... Oh, I see! Kanato, you're a ninja too! That's why you were able to undress in a second!

Subaru: As if it had not been getting complicated ...

Ayato: You're a vampire and a ninja too! That's so cool! I also want to become a ninja! Hey Kanato, how can I become a ninja ?!

Subaru: Brats, stop with this and get sober! You can wake up like a vampire, a ninja, I do not care! Just do not try to drag her into something problematic!

Raito: Subaru-kun! Why can not you talk without using such vulgar expressions? Your big brother here is always telling you! Using vulgar words is bad!

Subaru: I never heard anything about that! And what are you doing now? Acting like a big brother ...

(22:23)


 * Ayato grabs Subaru *

Ayato: What are you doing, Subaru? Are you refusing to listen to what your big older brothers tell you?

Subaru: Why are you holding my shoulder now?! ... Hey you, what are you laughing at? Do not just keep looking and help me- KANATO! DO NOT TAKE OFF THE PANTS TOO!

Kanato: Nnnngh ... Subaru is very annoying! Since when have you become like Reiji?

Raito: Kanato-kun! You can not! Stop undressing!

Ayato: Will you do those ninja things again? Finally I can take a close look!

Subaru: You guys ... STOP WITH THIS!


 * He throws them through the roof making a hole in the ceiling *

Subaru: Huff, huff ...

Reiji: Whaa- Subaru, what a cruel thing ... now ... there's a hole in the ceiling ... it's so sad ... why did you get so mad ...?

Subaru: Huff ... I-it's not me-

Reiji: * sniff * What's wrong? Are you giving me a handkerchief because I'm crying ...? ... you really ...

Shuu: hahaha Reiji cries a lot, is not it? hahaha

Reiji: It's okay because these are tears of joy ... However, Shuu! I've always wanted to cry when I see how lazy you act ...!

From now on, keep a grip on yourself, please ...!

Shuu: What did you say ...? (gets angry)

(24:23)


 * Shuu grabs Reiji *

Shuu: I always ... I had to control myself ... because you are my little brother of blood ... even so you always speak to me in such a blatant way ...

Reiji: Shuu ...

Subaru: O-Oi-!

Shuu: You really- !! HMPFF-

Reiji: Aah ...!?

Shuu: HAHAHAhahahahaha that expression, Reiji ...! Your eyes are full of tears! What a horrible expression ...! hahahahahaha

Reiji: ... You really are nothing more than ... a good-for-nothing !! ... ah, you are so cruel ... !!!


 * You say something to Shuu, to defend Reiji *

Shuu: Huh? What? So you want to join us too?

Subaru: Hey, do not talk so inconsiderate!

Reiji: To tell the truth it's since you came to the mansion that things like these continue to happen ... Our place has been put out of order ... why is it like that ?!

Shuu: You're sweating ... it's not bad at all to see you that nervous ... hahahahahahaha

Reiji: Wait a minute, Shuu! You are getting too close to her! It was me who was talking to her!

Shuu: hahahahaahha do not get so upset, Reeeeeiji I'm sorry why are you crying so much ..? hahahaha

Subaru: You two are very close to her !!! Aah, shit! What annoying! And you! Try to do something on your own !!!

Shuu: hahaha even Subaru got angry ... hahahaha ... !!! What is happening with all of you today? Are not you getting too upset? hahahaha

Reiji: Subaru ... talking like that with us who are your older brothers ... but I know that you are kind ... why do you force yourself to behave like that? Your older brother-your older brother is very sad ... !!!

Subaru: Why are everyone suddenly acting like big brothers ?! Tch. Hey, you two! They are getting too close! Let her go!

Shuu: No.

Reiji: No, I will not.

Subaru: Nnngh- I SAID LEAVE HER!! Aah, you! Come here!

Shuu: What are you doing? She was playing with us.

Reiji: He's right! We were right in the middle of a conversation.

Subaru: Ah, this is sickly ... I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!

(27:23)


 * Subaru hits them *

Shu, Reiji: Ugh- !!


 * Everyone except you and Subaru fly out through the hole *

Subaru: Huff .. huff ... ah, I did it again ... More than that, why are you still fine if you drank that juice too? Huh? Are you completely fine? You're pretty quick to judge things ... Eh? Oh, we're just going to ignore them- * sigh * ... you're right. It is a nuisance but we are going to look for them.

(28:05)

Raito: Kanato-kun ... why are you naked?

Kanato: ... * crying * I was wondering the same thing ... Ayato, why am I naked ?!

Ayato: Why should I know something like that? Ah Kanato, you're all soaked! Are those tears ?! Auch- my head hurts ...

I do not remember anything since we drank that strange Subaru juice.

Raito: Me neither ... but I remember that you were obsessed with ninjas.

Ayato: Huh? I'm not obsessed with ninjas!

Kanato: But ... I remember something like that too ... Raito was weird too ...

Raito: Eeh? Truly? Am I always the same, right?

Ayato: No, you acted strange. I can remember that too. I do not know why but you got very angry.

Raito: Eeh? I never get angry! You two are pretty rude, huh? That aside ... why are we in this place? Besides ... my whole body hurts ...

Kanato: And besides ... IT COOLS!

Ayato: Kanato, calm down! Let's go home now.

Raito: You're right-oh, for some reason our older brothers are here too ... have they fainted? What do we do? Do we take them on the back home?

Kanato: I will not do it! You can do it by your own.


 * Ayato and Raito carry the other two on their backs *

Ayato: Why are you unconscious by the way? What happened?

Raito: Who knows ...

Kanato: To think that these two are our older brothers ... is embarrassing.

Raito: It's true ... having to make such an effort to take them home ... we are their little brothers

Ayato: It's true ...

(31:20)

Subaru: It's been a while when you continue to smile like that ... it makes me sick in a certain way. Huh? Are you happy that despite what we say we are capable of acting as brothers? What?! You've been with us for a long time now, what the hell makes you think something like that? Ah ... I do not really understand you sometimes ... Well, from time to time it's not so bad to have five siblings to care for ... Hey, I said "once in a while"! Stop laughing so much! Tch ... Come on, let's go look for them!